The HERRING is a unique axe, that looks like a fish, but with a red top. It has 4000% durability, and does 1-4 blunt damage. It also reduces your intelligence by 2. The message at the bottom reads
"I will cut down the mightiest tree in the forest...with...a HERRING!"
It cuts wood blocks very fast.
Knight who say Ni!
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